Bespoke speeches from a TV writer…

I am a professional speech writer who can write you a completely unique speech that will be a pleasure for you to deliver. Having written sitcom and jokes for the BBC, I will use my storytelling and gag writing skills to provide you with a speech that is both heartfelt and bursting with great original jokes.

A speech that your audience will know could only have been written for them.

So, if you’re feeling stressed about an impending speech, let me roll my sleeves up while you put your feet up.

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Original material

Personalised for YOU

Unlimited edits

Until you're 100% happy

Quick turnaround

Urgent jobs no problem

High quality

By TV writer & author

Free consultation

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What’s the process?

2. I'll send you out a short questionnaire

I garner the key info and stories to help bring your speech alive with humour and warmth.

3. I write your speech

I craft your speech and email it to you within the agreed deadline. (Last-minute package also available. Click here.)

4. We refine the speech

I'll make as many changes as you want to hit the perfect note.

5. You NAIL it on the day

You stand up knowing you’ve got a tightly written, well-balanced speech armed with killer gags.

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So why should I use All Write On The Night?

Here’s a selection of shows I have written for, including Horrible Histories (BBC), the Weakest Link (BBC) and Off Their Rockers (ITV). For more details of writing credits, visit the About page.

As a professional speech writer, I can help you deliver a speech that will be showered with praise. Here’s a sample of some feedback from my clients.



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Full speech

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Speech edit

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Groom's gags

Groom's gags

Best Man gags

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Wedding speech

£299
  • A unique speech written from scratch. You complete my questionnaire and I write you a memorable, engaging speech.

Speech editing

£149
  • I take your speech to the next level with bespoke jokes, ice-breakers or tear-jerkers. I tweak and polish your speech until you're perfectly happy.

Grooms's gags

£20
  • A PDF of 60 gags and tear-jerkers for your groom's speech. 100% original material. Takes you from the opening funny lines to final toast.

Best Man gags

£25
  • A PDF of 150 jokes and ice-breakers penned by Marc, which you can thread through your speech from the opening lines to the final toast.

Why not get in touch now for a quick chat about your speech?

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