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Bespoke Speech Writing Services

I am Marc Blakewill, an experienced speech writer, who can write you a speech you can’t wait to deliver. I use my background as a TV comedy writer for the BBC, ITV and C4 to write speeches full of wit and warmth.

From writing sitcom episodes, I understand storytelling; from writing sketches, I understand how to craft gags; and from directing comedy shows, I understand the unique demands of live performance. Couple this with over ten years’ experience offering speech writing services, and I can be trusted to deliver.

So, if you are in need of a great speech for a wedding or any other occasion, I would love to put my writing skills at your service.

Professional speech writer, Marc, laughing during a wedding speech

Professional Speech Writing Services That I Offer

Bespoke wedding speech – you fill in a questionnaire, I write you a unique speech from scratch. From the welcomes and thanks, to the jokes and the heartfelt. Edits included. 

Last-minute Best Man speech – I can turn around a written speech within 48 hours. You are just one click away from removing all that stress.

After-dinner speech – from birthdays to golf club dinners and work events, I can craft you an elegant and engaging speech that hits the spot.

Whatever your speaking role, I have tips on how to craft a knock-out speech. Everything from coming up with ideas to delivery on the day. There are also more details on the professional speech writing services I provide.

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Best Man Speech

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Groom's Speech

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Father of the Bride Speech

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After-Dinner Speech

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Your Speech Starts Here… But What’s the process?

2. I'll send you out a short questionnaire

I garner the key info and stories to help bring your speech alive with humour and warmth.

3. I write your speech

I craft your speech and email it to you within the agreed deadline. (Last-minute package also available)

4. We refine the speech

I'll make as many changes as you want to hit the perfect note.

5. You NAIL it on the day

You stand up knowing you’ve got a tightly written, well-balanced speech armed with killer gags.

Professional speech writer, Marc, in a cafe writing jokes on a notepad

Why Choose All Write On The Night For Your Speech Writing?

  • Experience - I’ve written hundreds of wedding speeches for happy customers.
  • Reviews - my speech writing services are highly rated on Trustpilot (“Excellent”) and Hitched.
  • Referrals - lots of my work comes from returning customers and word of mouth. I’ve become people’s trusted go-to professional speech writer.
  • Focus on quality – I never take on too much work. I devote proper care and time to each speech.
  • Satisfaction – the type of speech you get has been drafted several times, so clients seldom ask for changes. However, I always offer unlimited revisions till your wedding speech is just right.
  • Flexibility – this is a tailored service - if the speech you require is mid-way between an edit and a full speech, I can do that. Just tell me what you need.
  • Approachability – whether we communicate over email or phone/video call, I love to make the process fun and stress-free.
  • Me – you get me (a great speech writer) and my unique experience, not an unknown writer.

My writing background includes sketches for BBC’s Horrible Histories and ITV’s 2DTV and Off Their Rockers. I’ve also written countless gags for BBC radio and material for The Weakest Link and The 11 O’Clock Show. As an author, my work includes The Brexit Cookbook which was featured in the national papers in Britain.

I also write greetings cards with one of my comedy ranges winning a Henry, “the Oscars of the greetings card world”.

So if you use my speech writing services, you’ll get the same focus, pride and professionalism as throughout my writing career.


Popular Speech Writing Packages

Bespoke wedding speech

£329
  • From the info you give me (via questionnaire, video call or phone), I craft a speech that flows from top to bottom and hits all the right notes. From great original gags to warmly sincere lines, it’ll be a speech the guests will long remember.

Wedding speech edit

£159
  • You send me your draft and I can polish it, add more jokes and a better flow. Why not send your speech for a free opinion now?

Last-Minute Best Man speech

£375
  • Ran out of time or inspiration? Buy the package and you’ll automatically get sent a questionnaire. Within 48 hours I send back a high-quality, original speech packed with great jokes.

After-dinner speech

£149
  • My speech writing help and services have been delivered by people celebrating birthdays and household names doing award ceremonies. Whatever the occasion, I can write the speech you need. 100% discretion. No one will ever know you’ve used me.


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Bespoke speeches from a TV writer…

I am a professional speech writer who can write you a completely unique speech that will be a pleasure for you to deliver. Having written sitcom and jokes for the BBC, I will use my storytelling and gag writing skills to provide you with a speech that is both heartfelt and bursting with great original jokes.

A speech that your audience will know could only have been written for them.

So, if you’re feeling stressed about an impending speech, let me roll my sleeves up while you put your feet up.

Professional speech writer, Marc, laughing during a wedding speech

What’s the process?

2. I'll send you out a short questionnaire

I garner the key info and stories to help bring your speech alive with humour and warmth.

3. I write your speech

I craft your speech and email it to you within the agreed deadline. (Last-minute package also available. Click here.)

4. We refine the speech

I'll make as many changes as you want to hit the perfect note.

5. You NAIL it on the day

You stand up knowing you’ve got a tightly written, well-balanced speech armed with killer gags.

Professional speech writer, Marc, in a cafe writing jokes on a notepad

So why should I use All Write On The Night?

  • This speech writing service is rated "Excellent" on Trustpilot.
  • I've been writing great speeches for over 10 years
  • I have written on TV shows such as BBC’s Horrible Histories
  • I have authored comedy books featured in the national press

Here’s a selection of shows I have written for, including Horrible Histories (BBC), the Weakest Link (BBC) and Off Their Rockers (ITV).

As a professional speech writer, I can help you deliver a speech that will be showered with praise…



Make It All Write On The Night Today!

Your speech starts here...

Whatever your speaking role, I have tips on how to craft a knock-out speech. Everything from coming up with ideas to delivery on the day. There are also more details on the professional speech writing services I provide.

Why not have a click around?

Best Man's speech

Close-up of Best Man with colourful flowers in his lapel as an image for the Best Man speech landing page
CLICK FOR MORE INFO

Groom's speech

BrideGroom sitting next to bride who is hiding her face behind flowers
CLICK FOR MORE INFO

Father of the Bride

A close up of white writing paper next to a cup of black coffee and a bouquet of wedding flowers
CLICK FOR MORE INFO

After-dinner

A close-up of a microphone awaiting someone to make a wedding or after-dinner speech written by a professional speech writer
CLICK FOR MORE INFO

Popular Products

Wedding speech

£329
  • A unique speech written from scratch. You complete my questionnaire and I write you a memorable, engaging speech.

Speech editing

£159
  • I take your speech to the next level with bespoke jokes, ice-breakers or tear-jerkers. I tweak and polish your speech until you're perfectly happy.

Last-minute Best Man

£375
  • An original speech written for you within 48 hours of you completing my Best Man questionnaire. The ultimate stress-busting service.

After dinner

£149
  • 3-4 minutes of original material for any speaking occasion with jokes your audience will know could only have been written for them.