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I am a professional speech writer who can write you a completely unique speech that will be a pleasure for you to deliver. Having written sitcom and jokes for the BBC, I will use my storytelling and gag writing skills to provide you with a speech that is both heartfelt and bursting with great original jokes.
A speech that your audience will know could only have been written for them.
So, if you’re feeling stressed about an impending speech, let me roll my sleeves up while you put your feet up.

What’s the process?
2. I'll send you out a short questionnaire
I garner the key info and stories to help bring your speech alive with humour and warmth.
3. I write your speech
I craft your speech and email it to you within the agreed deadline. (Last-minute package also available. Click here.)
4. We refine the speech
I'll make as many changes as you want to hit the perfect note.
5. You NAIL it on the day
You stand up knowing you’ve got a tightly written, well-balanced speech armed with killer gags.

So why should I use All Write On The Night?
- This speech writing service is rated "Excellent" on Trustpilot.
- I've been writing great speeches for over 10 years
- I have written on TV shows such as BBC’s Horrible Histories
- I have authored comedy books featured in the national press
"Superb! Marc’s speech made the wedding for a lot of the guests. It went down really really well."
Five-star review on Trustpilot, 4th October 2021
"A very well written and funny speech."
Five-star review on Trustpilot, 22nd July 2021
"I have to say, it has exceeded all expectations….top notch."
Five-star review on Trustpilot, 13th May 2021
"The amount of congratulations I received for my speech was amazing!" Father of the Bride
Five-star review on Trustpilot, 11th February 2020
"Marc created the best Best Man's speech I could have possibly hoped for. The speech really "wowed" the crowd and the feedback has been brilliant."
Five-star review on Trustpilot, 28th October 2019
"The speech was amazing and bought so many laughs to tables and was really heartfelt too. 100% would recommend."
Five-star review on Trustpilot, 22nd September 2019
"The speech was absolutely perfect it went down an absolute storm. I can't thank or recomend him enough." Father of the Bride
Five-star review on Trustpilot, 9th May 2019
"The material went down brilliantly and they've rebooked me for next year. Can I consider you official gag writer for my next performance?"
National broadcaster who does after-dinner speaking
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Whatever your speaking role, I have tips on how to craft a knock-out speech. Everything from coming up with ideas to delivery on the day. There are also more details on the professional speech writing services I provide.
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Wedding speech
- A unique speech written from scratch. You complete my questionnaire and I write you a memorable, engaging speech.
Speech editing
- I take your speech to the next level with bespoke jokes, ice-breakers or tear-jerkers. I tweak and polish your speech until you're perfectly happy.
Last-minute Best Man
- An original speech written for you within 48 hours of you completing my Best Man questionnaire. The ultimate stress-busting service.
After dinner
- 3-4 minutes of original material for any speaking occasion with jokes your audience will know could only have been written for them.