Bespoke gags


I’ve written one-liners for TV, radio and stage and can deliver for you too. Just let me know the sort of gags you need and I will deliver them to an agreed deadline.

Examples of types of bespoke gags I’ve written for clients include:

  • Jokes for stand-ups
  • Ice-breakers for a musician
  • Tweets with a comic bent
  • Jokes for a dating profile

It’s a quick and efficient process with a fast turnaround. Make a payment now and I’ll be in touch right away (see below for full process).

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How does it work?

  • Click the PayPal or debit/cardit card button to make a payment (you can pay for multiples of 5 gags)
  • I take the brief over email / phone & we agree deadlines
  • I write the gags
  • I’ll make any changes until you’re happy
  • Alternatively get in touch with me direct if you prefer to pay via bank transfer


I want 15 bespoke gags. Do I pro-rate your costs?

Yes. That would be 3 X £50 =£150

What if I don’t like some of the gags?

I will write new ones for you as part of the original deal. You can have one set of edits.

Does five gags mean five gags?

For some of the one-liners, I will give alternatives so you will technically receive more than the requested number of jokes.

What shows and people have you written gags and sketches for?

Amongst others… Horrible Histories (BBC1), Russell Howard’s Good News (BBC3), The Weakest Link (BBC2),  The Charlotte Church Show (C4), 2DTV (ITV1).

What other credentials do you have?

All Write On The Night is 5-star rated on Trustpilot. I’m also the author of 3 comedy books, including the Brexit Cookbook which was featured in the national press.

How do I get in touch?

Email me at [email protected] or click the contact button below.

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