Bespoke speeches from a TV writer…

I am a professional speech writer who can write you a completely unique speech that will be a pleasure for you to deliver. Having written sitcom and jokes for the BBC, I will use my storytelling and gag writing skills to provide you with a speech that is both heartfelt and bursting with great original jokes.

A speech that your audience will know could only have been written for them.

So, if you’re feeling stressed about an impending speech, let me roll my sleeves up while you put your feet up.

Professional speech writer, Marc, laughing during a wedding speech

What’s the process?

2. I'll send you out a short questionnaire

I garner the key info and stories to help bring your speech alive with humour and warmth.

3. I write your speech

I craft your speech and email it to you within the agreed deadline. (Last-minute package also available. Click here.)

4. We refine the speech

I'll make as many changes as you want to hit the perfect note.

5. You NAIL it on the day

You stand up knowing you’ve got a tightly written, well-balanced speech armed with killer gags.

Professional speech writer, Marc, in a cafe writing jokes on a notepad

So why should I use All Write On The Night?

  • This speech writing service is rated "Excellent" on Trustpilot.
  • I've been writing great speeches for over 10 years
  • I have written on TV shows such as BBC’s Horrible Histories
  • I have authored comedy books featured in the national press

Here’s a selection of shows I have written for, including Horrible Histories (BBC), the Weakest Link (BBC) and Off Their Rockers (ITV).

As a professional speech writer, I can help you deliver a speech that will be showered with praise…

Make It All Write On The Night Today!

Your speech starts here...

Whatever your speaking role, I have tips on how to craft a knock-out speech. Everything from coming up with ideas to delivery on the day. There are also more details on the professional speech writing services I provide.

Why not have a click around?

Best Man's speech

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Groom's speech

BrideGroom sitting next to bride who is hiding her face behind flowers

Father of the Bride

A close up of white writing paper next to a cup of black coffee and a bouquet of wedding flowers


A close-up of a microphone awaiting someone to make a wedding or after-dinner speech written by a professional speech writer

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Wedding speech

  • A unique speech written from scratch. You complete my questionnaire and I write you a memorable, engaging speech.

Speech editing

  • I take your speech to the next level with bespoke jokes, ice-breakers or tear-jerkers. I tweak and polish your speech until you're perfectly happy.

Last-minute Best Man

  • An original speech written for you within 48 hours of you completing my Best Man questionnaire. The ultimate stress-busting service.

After dinner

  • 3-4 minutes of original material for any speaking occasion with jokes your audience will know could only have been written for them.