Microphone for great speech

After-dinner speech


Are you an after-dinner or conference speaker looking for bespoke material? Just give me details of the audience you will be speaking to and I will pen some gags about them/their industry and weave it all into a punchy, engaging speech. The cost is £149 per page (approx 2 minutes’ speaking time).

Everything is done over email and, if you prefer, the phone. It’s a quick and efficient process with a fast turnaround.

Just click here to get in touch (see below for full process).

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How does it work?

  • Get in touch via email/contact form
  • I take the brief over email/phone
  • We agree deadlines and the amount of material you want
  • You make a payment via PayPal (you can use your credit card using PayPal too) or bank transfer
  • I research the sector/topic
  • I write the speech
  • I make any changes until you’re happy


This a last-minute speech. Can you help?

I have written speeches with just 3 days’ notice so just get in touch by email to see if I have availability.

Can I call you to discuss the brief?

Yes, email me at the address below and I’ll give you my number.

The speech I require isn’t strictly an after-dinner or conference speech. Can you still help?

I’ve written speeches for corporate clients that do not fall into the above categories. Again, just get in touch with the details and I’ll see if I can help.

Do you write speeches that are more serious in content with elements of humour?

Yes. Although I specialise in speeches with a large humour content, I’ve written business presentations too. My experience of the corporate world includes writing online adverts for Virgin Trains and Carers UK.

For any queries or issues, contact [email protected]