After-dinner speech


Are you an after-dinner speaker looking for bespoke material? Just give me details of your audience and I will pen some gags about them/their industry and weave it all into a punchy, engaging speech. The cost is £149 per page (approx 2.5 – 3 minutes’ speaking time).

It’s a quick process with a fast turnaround.

Just click here to get in touch (see below for full process).


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So, you need a great after-dinner speech…

How does it work?
  • Get in touch via email or contact form
  • I take the brief over email/phone
  • We agree deadlines and the amount of material you want
  • You make the payment
  • I research the sector/topic then write the speech
  • I make any changes you need until you’re happy


This is a last-minute speech. Can you help?

I have written speeches with just 24 hours’ notice so just get in touch by phone or email to see if I have availability.

The speech I need isn’t an after-dinner speech. Can you still help?

I’ve written all sorts of speeches for corporate clients. Again, just get in touch with the details and I’ll see if I can help.

Do you write material that is more serious in content?

Yes. For instance, my experience of the corporate world includes writing online adverts for Virgin Trains and Carers UK.

I’ve drafted a speech but it needs jokes

I can edit and punch up an existing draft of a speech. Send me the draft and I’ll give you a quote.

What are your credentials?

My speeches are 5-star rated on Trustpilot.I also have a long track record of writing for British TV (BBC, ITV, C4) and radio. Check out my About page for the gory details.

I’d like to order and pay for X pages now

Just scroll up, choose the number of pages you need then click the Pay Pal or credit/debit button.

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