After-dinner gags


Are you an after-dinner speaker looking for bespoke jokes and ice-breakers? Just give me details of the audience you will be speaking to and I will pen some gags about them/their industry: original gags written to order from a writer who’s done gags for shows on BBC TV and Radio, ITV and Channel 4.

Everything is done over email and, if you prefer, the phone/video call. It’s a quick and efficient process with a fast turnaround.

Just click below to make a payment: £100 per set of 15 gags. (see below for full process).

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I need some original after-dinner gags…

How does it work?

  • Make a payment by clicking the PayPal or debit/card button above
  • I get in touch and take the brief over email/phone
  • We agree deadlines
  • I write the after-dinner gags/ice-breakers
  • I make any changes you need


Can you do topical material?

Yes. Schedule-permitting, I can also write topical jokes up to the day itself allowing you to impress your audience with a joke or two about a news story that has only just broken.

What shows and people have you written gags and sketches for?

Amongst others… Horrible Histories (BBC1), Russell Howard’s Good News (BBC3), The Weakest Link (BBC2),  The Charlotte Church Show (C4), The All Star Impressions Show (ITV1).

What other credentials do you have?

I’m the author of 3 comedy books, including the Brexit Cookbook which was featured in the national press.

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I’d like to order and pay for X gags now

Just scroll up, choose the number of sets of gags (15 per set) you need then click your preferred payment button.

Is this service discreet?

Yes. I have written for everyone from household names doing Awards Ceremonies to Golf Club captains doing their annual speech. I will never reveal who uses the service.

So, I am hosting an event for the International Association for the Appreciation of Aggregate Gravel. Is that still something you can do?

No problem. I have written gags on everything from data cloud storage to power tools. Bring on the gravel jokes, I say!

For further information or if you have any questions, email me at

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