The Groom’s Speech

As the Groom, you will want a speech that is heartfelt, humorous and memorable. It will also have to tick all the boxes such as thank yous and toasts.

This is why I consider the groom’s speech to be the Mount Everest of the wedding speeches. You might feel you’re being pulled in all directions: from thank yous to joke-telling to the romantic and back again.

Marc, smiling to camera, in a cafe with a notebook writing a Best Man speech

Which is where I can help. With my years of speech-writing experience, I can shape your stories, memories and thank yous into a well-structured whole.

Your speech will also be full of great, totally original jokes written just for YOU by one of the most versatile writers around. Check out the about section. You’ll see I’ve done everything from books, gags, sketches and sitcoms to wedding speeches.


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You complete a quick questionnaire

I write the speech

Speech emailed to you

It'll be all right on the night!


The process is simple. I ask you to fill in my All Write On The Night questionnaire. I then collate the info you give me – stories, pet names, how you met, etc. – and start to shape your speech. If I feel I need more details, I just ask.

The completed speech then drops into your inbox by the agreed deadline. As simple as that. And you can ask for as many changes as you want. If you want to hire me or ask any more questions, just click here.


If you’d like some tips and guidance on writing a Groom’s speech, just click here or check out the blog posts below.


Groom speech products and services

Wedding speech

£299
  • A unique speech written from scratch. You complete my questionnaire and I write you a memorable, engaging speech.

Speech editing

£149
  • I take your speech to the next level with bespoke jokes, ice-breakers or tear-jerkers. I polish your speech until you're perfectly happy.

Groom's gags

£20
  • A PDF of 60 gags and tear-jerkers for your groom's speech. 100% original material. Takes you from the opening funny lines to final toast.

Groom's gags +

£75
  • A PDF of 60 original jokes and tear-jerkers plus two hours of my time to write new material or edit your speech. Includes phone support.

Feel you might need some help with your speech? Why not get in touch now for a quick chat?